{"product_id":"tariffying-times-tank","title":"Tariffying Times Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(31, 33, 36); font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eAye, the waters of global trade be murky.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"194\" data-end=\"418\"\u003eOur latest design throws it back to \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.vdgn.com\/products\/pterryfiying-times?_pos=4\u0026amp;_psq=times\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Pterrifying Times\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"230\" data-end=\"249\"\u003ePterrifying Times\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e, but trades in prehistoric panic for present-day port problems. The scene? A familiar dock, unpredictable tides, and a world still trying to figure out what it’s doing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"420\" data-end=\"535\"\u003eWe’re not here to raise a flag—just tellin’ tales from the trade winds. This one’s for anyone who's felt the drift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vardagen","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":53701226398060,"sku":"2507-1-SM","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":53701226430828,"sku":"2507-2-MD","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large","offer_id":53701226463596,"sku":"2507-3-LG","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL","offer_id":53701226496364,"sku":"2507-4-XL","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":53701226529132,"sku":"2507-1-SM","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/3019\/6844\/files\/tariffyingtimes-tank-front.jpg?v=1777917049","url":"https:\/\/pattansenterprise.com\/products\/tariffying-times-tank","provider":"Pattansenterprise","version":"1.0","type":"link"}